OK, so it’s the finale, and I’m giving an unconventional win! This week, I’m giving the win over to Gendry.
After learning that Melisandre and Stannis intend to burn him, Davos sticks the kid in a rowboat and sends him off. So, because he gets to live and it starts everyone’s favorite GOT meme, Gendry gets the win!
Runner up is Roose Bolton, I guess. Whatever.
Missandei And Grey Worm Watch
They’re behind Dany in her “Mhysa” moment, so there’s that. In other shipping news, Gilly names her baby Sam, and Jon and Ygritte have the most awkward breakup in the history of time. But he does say that he really loves her, so there’s that.
Sansa’s Agency Watch
Sansa is still not being raped by Tyrion! She’s also making adorable revenge schemes for people that are mean to them. Also, Shay tells Varys that she’d do anything for Sansa, but it’s still, like, not a great set up for her. (Very true)
Arya Badass Watch
Arya and The Hound kill some guys who were bragging about their part in the Red Wedding. It’s ridonkulously badass.
Bran Stark’s Excellent Adventure
Bran meets up with Sam and Gilly and they all talk about the White Walkers.
Tywin Schools Joffrey
“You just sent the most powerful man in Westeros to bed without supper” Seriously, this rewatch has made me really miss Tywin’s witty, terrifying presence on the show.
OK, you guys, that’s it. I’ve now declared winners for EVERY EPISODE THAT EXISTS. And we’re not getting anything new until June. It’s going to be a long wait, and I might do something with the books in the meantime, but I’m not sure what that’s going to be yet!
Valar Morghulis everyone.