Around this time last season I gave out a win I wasn’t happy about and I think I have to do the same this time.
This week’s win goes to The Night King
Because OMG YOU GUYS AN ICE DRAGON! That’s something that’s going to happen. Anyway, he lost the battle, (kinda?) but he HAS AN ICE DRAGON NOW.
Missandei And Grey Worm Watch
They aren’t around much these days but OMG Jon calling Dany, well Dany, and her comparing him to Drogo and to Daario.
I KNOW IT’S INCEST AND IT’S SORT OF GROSS BUT I DON’T CARE I LOVE THEM AND THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND THEY HELD HANDS AND SHE WAS SCARED THAT HE DIED AND HE BENT THE KNEE AND THEY ARE GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD AND MAYBE DIE IN EACH OTHER’S ARMS AND IT’S GOING TO BE EPIC!
Sansa’s Agency Watch
Well, her sister might be trying to kill her and Little Finger is controlling her way too much, so this section kind of blows right now.
Arya Bad Ass Watch
Not really bad ass. Just SUPER creepy, with her bag of faces and her threatening to take Sansa’s face.
Bran Stark’s The Three Eyed Raven’s Excellent Adventure
No Bran this week.
Jon tries to give Jorah Longclaw. Jorah won’t take it and tells Jon to give it to his children. I take this as Jorah giving his creepy stalker blessing to Danerys and Jon. Or telling Jon to back off and go off and marry someone else and have children. Could be either. Oh, also he kills a white walker and he and Dany love each other and OMG OMG OMG!
Sam Is A Ravenclaw (Or Possibly A Hufflepuff)
No Sam this week.
How Long Until Jaime Snaps?
No Jaime this week, but hey, let’s talk about how long until Tyrion snaps. It might be soon, since Dany refuses to listen to him, but I mean, she wasn’t wrong to fly up beyond the wall and save everyone, and lose one of dragons, but I can see why that would be annoying if you’re Tyrion.
The Dragon Has Three Heads
I guess the third head is The Night King. I did not see that one coming.
Thoros of Myr. May The Lord Of Light lead him out of eternal darkness, because the night is dark and full of terrors. I’ll miss Thoros, and I imagine the Beric will not be far behind him, but for now, well, Beric’s still kicking.