Easy enough winner this time. This week’s winner is Jaime Lannister!
Jaime has a nice long talk with Qyburn and realizes that he needs to go back and save Brienne. He does, and they fight a bear together, and then he says he’s taking her back to King’s Landing and so begins the best maybe a romance, but not really in all of Game of Thrones.
Runner up goes to Dany, who’s just being a boss all over Yunkai. She has zero time to for any of their bullshit.
Missandei And Grey Worm Watch
Missandei is doing very well in her stand next to Dany and recite titles role. Grey Worm is doing very well in his stand and look bad ass job. They are not in love yet.
Sansa’s Agency Watch
No agency for Sansa, Margaery does try to help her reframe her marriage to Tyrion. And also hits on her a little, I think? I’ve been spending too much time in feminist online forums I think.
Arya Bad Ass Watch
Arya has one badass moment in this episode. She states that The Red God is not her one God and when Thoros asks her who her god is, she says quietly, intensely, insanely badassly “DEATH.”
Who Was Jaime A Dick To?
Jaime is a dick no more my friends. I’m going to have to get rid of this feature. I’m going to miss it a lot.
Robb Is A King And Kind of Bad At It
UGGGGHHHH. He’s going to the Twins, and he’s making Edmure marry a Frey. And it’s all SO DUMB. And then he’s all, having really hot sex with Talisa, and she tells him she’s pregnant and it’s just, so much NOOOOOOO!
Tywin Schools Joffrey
This is a new feature, because if I couldn’t talk about it in another forum, I would literally give Tywin every win. This time he basically tells Joffrey that he, Tywin is the one really in charge here. Joffrey is nothing. He’s garbage.